Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever (2014) – Yep
This is a movie that exists. I wish it didn't. It has aged like fine milk, a remnant from 2014. Imagine putting your feet in a grinder and slowly grind,…
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December 22, 2020
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) – Santa murder spree
I saw Santa killing moooom and daaaad. It was very traumatizing, but of course, I should be forced to sit on Santa's lap and get further traumatized. I am sure…
December 21, 2020
Krampus (2015) – Keep the fire going
Remember that Demonic Toys movie we watched during Spooktober? Well, what if they had an actual Hollywood budget, great actors, and a Christmas theme? Well, that's pretty much the setting…
December 20, 2020
Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972) – Did you know the sun is hot?
If you like porn the name Barry Mahon might be familiar. He was the king of Schlock in the 60s. But later in life, he tried to do children's movies.…
December 19, 2020
Social media abandonment – FAQ
If you're reading this before Dec 31 I am still here. (But starting Jan 1st I will be off most social media) I am leaving social media as an experiment…
December 15, 2020
Anna And The Apocalypse (2017) – Zombiecal in Christmastime
I love Christmas and I love creative musicals. But what if, and hear me out here. What if we took a Christmas musical and mashed in a bunch of zombies…
December 12, 2020