The Fly (1986) – Vomit hunk teleporter madness
Why did I sleep on The Fly for this long? The top-notch acting from both Geena Davis and Jeff Goldblum combined with some of the best body horrors I have…
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October 9, 2020
Pumpkinhead 4 Blood Feud – Redemption pumpkin arc
Alright, coffee slave, I regret everything. Just get me a grande venti whatever and let me leave. I don't want any more pumpkin spice. PLEASE Ah true love, Shakespeare style…
October 8, 2020
Pumpkinhead 3 Ashes To Ashes – Pinhead save us!
MANAGER! Force the coffee slave to pump the spice. All of the spice. I need it! I want it! GIVE IT TO ME A movie featuring Doug Bradley AND Lance…
October 7, 2020
Pumpkinhead 2 Blood Wings (1993) – Pumpkin latte, hold the acting
I asked for two pumps, coffee slave. Don't make me do it. Don't make me... CALL THE MANAGER Does it get better? Do I get more boobies, guts, and gore?…
October 6, 2020
Pumpkinhead (1988) – Revenge is as sweet as pumpkin spice
Pumpkin spice latte please, double the syrup. Actually, just pump it into my vein coffee slave! That's how I imagine every Starbucks employee this time around. The premise is simple…
October 3, 2020
Spooktober is coming
This coming Monday it is time once again. The rest of the month will be all about spooky stuff. Movies, rants, and stupidity all in a great package! Every Sunday…
October 1, 2020