Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever (2014) – Yep
This is a movie that exists. I wish it didn't. It has aged like fine milk, a remnant from 2014. Imagine putting your feet in a grinder and slowly grind,…
0 Comments
December 22, 2020
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) – Santa murder spree
I saw Santa killing moooom and daaaad. It was very traumatizing, but of course, I should be forced to sit on Santa's lap and get further traumatized. I am sure…
December 21, 2020
Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972) – Did you know the sun is hot?
If you like porn the name Barry Mahon might be familiar. He was the king of Schlock in the 60s. But later in life, he tried to do children's movies.…
December 19, 2020