I saw Santa killing moooom and daaaad. It was very traumatizing, but of course, I should be forced to sit on Santa's lap and get further traumatized. I am sure…
Remember that Demonic Toys movie we watched during Spooktober? Well, what if they had an actual Hollywood budget, great actors, and a Christmas theme? Well, that's pretty much the setting…
We all have that wacky family member, right? You know the one. The one who randomly cuts off a bird's head and eats nuts. Pretty wacky right? Well in this…
Do you wanna build a sequel? I wonder if it'll suck. It did suck and I suck for having any kind of hopes. Unless you are super into crusty 3D…
Kids go sploot in creative ways. That's how these things start right? But this time we're at a theme park and my hype flew through the roof. Until I realized…
Sequels are scary. Sometimes they're good but sometimes they are terrible. Considering this is a modern horror series I was fearing that this was going to turn out to be…