Gnomercy (2019) – Delicious indie garbage
Gnomercy is the pinnacle of what I call indie schlock horror. It has no budget, a script written on tissue paper, and actors that just feel like they're happy to…
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October 10, 2022
The Burning (1981) – Cropsey is real
The Burning is a slasher movie. Is it related to Cropsey and the urban legend surrounding the horrifying murderer? Well, not really at all other than in name. Instead, we…
October 5, 2022
Three From Hell (2019) – A fitting end?
House of a 1000 corpses, The devil's rejects, and after long last, Three from hell. Oh how I had awaited this movie's arrival. But why did it take so long…
October 2, 2022
Dr. Giggles (1992) – A giggly mess
There once was a doctor that found a broken heart. This heart broke him and he became a folk tale in a small town. This is a premise that isn't…
October 9, 2021
Dollman VS Demonic Toys (1993) – Hardboiled boredom
Oh boy, another Demonic Toys movie! Exciting stuff indeed, and it's even with Dollman himself. Oh wait, it's a clip show with a runtime of 60 minutes? Oh no... It's…
January 23, 2021
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) – Santa murder spree
I saw Santa killing moooom and daaaad. It was very traumatizing, but of course, I should be forced to sit on Santa's lap and get further traumatized. I am sure…
December 21, 2020