Dr. Giggles (1992) – A giggly mess
There once was a doctor that found a broken heart. This heart broke him and he became a folk tale in a small town. This is a premise that isn't…
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October 9, 2021
Dollman VS Demonic Toys (1993) – Hardboiled boredom
Oh boy, another Demonic Toys movie! Exciting stuff indeed, and it's even with Dollman himself. Oh wait, it's a clip show with a runtime of 60 minutes? Oh no... It's…
January 23, 2021
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) – Santa murder spree
I saw Santa killing moooom and daaaad. It was very traumatizing, but of course, I should be forced to sit on Santa's lap and get further traumatized. I am sure…
December 21, 2020
Final Destination 5 (2011) – The final Final Destination finally
Time to wrap up the saga. Did Final Destination 5 disappoint? Actually no it didn't. Even the tacky 3D effects did not disappoint. But holy hell did it almost miss…
October 23, 2020
Final Destination 4 (2009) – CGI crapfest now in 3D
Do you wanna build a sequel? I wonder if it'll suck. It did suck and I suck for having any kind of hopes. Unless you are super into crusty 3D…
October 22, 2020
Final Destination 3 (2006) – Now it’s getting formulaic
Kids go sploot in creative ways. That's how these things start right? But this time we're at a theme park and my hype flew through the roof. Until I realized…
October 21, 2020