Oh boy, another Demonic Toys movie! Exciting stuff indeed, and it's even with Dollman himself. Oh wait, it's a clip show with a runtime of 60 minutes? Oh no... It's…
I saw Santa killing moooom and daaaad. It was very traumatizing, but of course, I should be forced to sit on Santa's lap and get further traumatized. I am sure…
Time to wrap up the saga. Did Final Destination 5 disappoint? Actually no it didn't. Even the tacky 3D effects did not disappoint. But holy hell did it almost miss…
Do you wanna build a sequel? I wonder if it'll suck. It did suck and I suck for having any kind of hopes. Unless you are super into crusty 3D…
Kids go sploot in creative ways. That's how these things start right? But this time we're at a theme park and my hype flew through the roof. Until I realized…
Sequels are scary. Sometimes they're good but sometimes they are terrible. Considering this is a modern horror series I was fearing that this was going to turn out to be…