Final Destination 4 (2009) – CGI crapfest now in 3D
Do you wanna build a sequel? I wonder if it'll suck. It did suck and I suck for having any kind of hopes. Unless you are super into crusty 3D…
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October 22, 2020
Final destination 2 (2003) – Let’s cheat death again
Sequels are scary. Sometimes they're good but sometimes they are terrible. Considering this is a modern horror series I was fearing that this was going to turn out to be…
October 20, 2020
Mandy (2018) – Symbolism soaked in blood
Nicolas Cage, an uncanny valley girl and lot's of LSD-soaked symbolism. That's a pretty decent summary of the insanity that is Mandy. Cartman said it the best. FUCKING HIPPIES! Mandy…
May 20, 2020
As The Gods Will (2014) – Goofy gore
Do you like anime tropes? Do you like Japanese folklore beings? Do you like watching people bursting into red bloodmarbles? Then this movie was made for you! As The Gods…
May 16, 2020
Freebie movies episode 1
In my self quarantine state I was browsing the tubes. The you tubes to be precise. Lo and behold I found some gold! So with this series I am going…
April 13, 2020
Killer Piñata (2015) – Lovely trash
Time to try something new. I went to Amazon Prime Tv and started scrolling. I tried to find the most stupid sounding thing on it and BAM Killer Piñata! Now…
October 22, 2019