Gnomercy (2019) – Delicious indie garbage
Gnomercy is the pinnacle of what I call indie schlock horror. It has no budget, a script written on tissue paper, and actors that just feel like they're happy to…
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October 10, 2022
The Eye Creatures (1967) – Not the eyes
Once every blue moon a movie like The Eye Creatures comes around. It is quite a sight to behold—finally, a contender for the worst movie I have ever watched. It…
October 8, 2022
Willy’s Wonderland (2021) – Animatronic mutes
Nicholas Cage is a badass in Willy's Wonderland. There, I pretty much summed the entire experience up in one sentence. But with that said, I have opinions and thoughts as…
November 8, 2021
The Loved Ones (2009) – Australian coming of age
The Loved Ones is one helluva coming-of-age movie. It moves quickly, it's brutal, and most of all it is extremely good. But it is a small and compact ride. I…
October 17, 2021
Summer Camp (2015) – Damn allergies man
Let's all go to Summer Camp, I am sure nothing bad will happen. I mean when have a camp ever gone wrong? It's not like we're gonna get killed or…
October 15, 2021
The Banana Splits (2019) – Mechanical revenge (Spoilers)
If you're around 50 years old, you might remember a Hanna-Barbera children's television series, named «The Banana Splits». Let me simply state: This ain't that! We open with the Williams',…
October 11, 2021