Oh boy, another Demonic Toys movie! Exciting stuff indeed, and it's even with Dollman himself. Oh wait, it's a clip show with a runtime of 60 minutes? Oh no... It's…
After Grumpy Cat I was so shaken and stirred. Like Mr. Bond's preferred drink of choice Sprite Cranberry. I was expecting nothing but disappointment and memery. I got one of…
This is a movie that exists. I wish it didn't. It has aged like fine milk, a remnant from 2014. Imagine putting your feet in a grinder and slowly grind,…
I saw Santa killing moooom and daaaad. It was very traumatizing, but of course, I should be forced to sit on Santa's lap and get further traumatized. I am sure…
Remember that Demonic Toys movie we watched during Spooktober? Well, what if they had an actual Hollywood budget, great actors, and a Christmas theme? Well, that's pretty much the setting…
If you like porn the name Barry Mahon might be familiar. He was the king of Schlock in the 60s. But later in life, he tried to do children's movies.…