What happens if you mix steroids with marijuana and ticks? You get grossly oversized ticks wanting to eat Seth Greens face in the most terrifying manner. Ticks is one of the first movies in a good while that made my skin crawl. The premise is nothing too advanced. A coupled duo of social workers take …
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I enjoy cheap and simple 80s horror as much as the next guy. All the cheesy effects, the pretty crappy acting and of course the dumb premises. Chopping Mall manages to deliver on all of these fronts but rather poorly. Chopping Mall is about a MALL OF THE FUTURE where they now employ security robots …
I have been watching Scooby Doo since I was a baby. Movies, series, comics you name it and I have probably consumed it at some point. With Scoob! they have changed stuff around. Zac Efron as Fred and Will Forte as Shaggy are some of the bigger changes. Shaggy is a tough role to handle …
Nicolas Cage, an uncanny valley girl and lot’s of LSD-soaked symbolism. That’s a pretty decent summary of the insanity that is Mandy. Cartman said it the best. FUCKING HIPPIES! Mandy is a movie all about revenge. Happy little couple out in the woods, suddenly a hippie cult leader alá Charles Manson sees Cage’s wife and …
Kayako is one of my biggest horror crushes. Seeing a movie where to of the biggest weeb horror waifus faces off should be a dream come true. Sadly it falls oh so short on so many levels. The premise is dumb. Not like the fun kind of dumb such as in Freddy VS Jason but …
Do you like anime tropes? Do you like Japanese folklore beings? Do you like watching people bursting into red bloodmarbles? Then this movie was made for you! As The Gods Will is one hell of a ride. The plot is basic but invites more depth if you start to pick it apart. That’s extremely rare …