Skip to content
Nuclearblend
  • Home
  • About
  • Contact
Menu Close
  • Home
  • About
  • Contact

Movie Reviews

  1. Home>
  2. Movie Reviews
Dollman VS Demonic Toys (1993) – Hardboiled boredom
Movie Reviews

Dollman VS Demonic Toys (1993) – Hardboiled boredom

Oh boy, another Demonic Toys movie! Exciting stuff indeed, and it's even with Dollman himself. Oh wait, it's a clip show with a runtime of 60 minutes? Oh no... It's…

0 Comments
January 23, 2021
Killer Raccoons 2: Dark Christmas in the Dark (2020) – Yes it’s real
Movie Reviews

Killer Raccoons 2: Dark Christmas in the Dark (2020) – Yes it’s real

After Grumpy Cat I was so shaken and stirred. Like Mr. Bond's preferred drink of choice Sprite Cranberry. I was expecting nothing but disappointment and memery. I got one of…

0 Comments
December 23, 2020
Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever (2014) – Yep
Movie Reviews

Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever (2014) – Yep

This is a movie that exists. I wish it didn't. It has aged like fine milk, a remnant from 2014. Imagine putting your feet in a grinder and slowly grind,…

0 Comments
December 22, 2020
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) – Santa murder spree
Movie Reviews

Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) – Santa murder spree

I saw Santa killing moooom and daaaad. It was very traumatizing, but of course, I should be forced to sit on Santa's lap and get further traumatized. I am sure…

0 Comments
December 21, 2020
Krampus (2015) – Keep the fire going
Movie Reviews

Krampus (2015) – Keep the fire going

Remember that Demonic Toys movie we watched during Spooktober? Well, what if they had an actual Hollywood budget, great actors, and a Christmas theme? Well, that's pretty much the setting…

0 Comments
December 20, 2020
Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972) – Did you know the sun is hot?
Movie Reviews

Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972) – Did you know the sun is hot?

If you like porn the name Barry Mahon might be familiar. He was the king of Schlock in the 60s. But later in life, he tried to do children's movies.…

0 Comments
December 19, 2020
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • …
  • 12
  • Go to the next page

Categories

  • Culture Thinkpieces
  • Movie Reviews
  • Personal
  • Zero to hero

Socials

Archives

  • February 2021
  • January 2021
  • December 2020
  • November 2020
  • October 2020
  • September 2020
  • August 2020
  • May 2020
  • April 2020
  • March 2020
  • February 2020
  • October 2019
  • August 2019
  • March 2019
  • January 2019
  • November 2018
  • October 2018
  • March 2018

Meta

  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org