Oh Vincent Price, you beautiful theatrical beast of a man. How you continue to please and amaze years after your passing. Also, incoming mental crisis as per usual when Edgar…
The child of the Blum is grossly born. Will he grow up into a cute boi or a disgusting fly creature? Well, look at the title, now back at me,…
Why did I sleep on The Fly for this long? The top-notch acting from both Geena Davis and Jeff Goldblum combined with some of the best body horrors I have…
Alright, coffee slave, I regret everything. Just get me a grande venti whatever and let me leave. I don't want any more pumpkin spice. PLEASE Ah true love, Shakespeare style…
MANAGER! Force the coffee slave to pump the spice. All of the spice. I need it! I want it! GIVE IT TO ME A movie featuring Doug Bradley AND Lance…
I asked for two pumps, coffee slave. Don't make me do it. Don't make me... CALL THE MANAGER Does it get better? Do I get more boobies, guts, and gore?…