The 2020 year in review
I really hope you guys brought a big bag of oats or whatever it is that you eat while marathoning a beast of a post. I present to you, my…
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December 28, 2020
Killer Raccoons 2: Dark Christmas in the Dark (2020) – Yes it’s real
After Grumpy Cat I was so shaken and stirred. Like Mr. Bond's preferred drink of choice Sprite Cranberry. I was expecting nothing but disappointment and memery. I got one of…
December 23, 2020
Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever (2014) – Yep
This is a movie that exists. I wish it didn't. It has aged like fine milk, a remnant from 2014. Imagine putting your feet in a grinder and slowly grind,…
December 22, 2020
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) – Santa murder spree
I saw Santa killing moooom and daaaad. It was very traumatizing, but of course, I should be forced to sit on Santa's lap and get further traumatized. I am sure…
December 21, 2020
Krampus (2015) – Keep the fire going
Remember that Demonic Toys movie we watched during Spooktober? Well, what if they had an actual Hollywood budget, great actors, and a Christmas theme? Well, that's pretty much the setting…
December 20, 2020
Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972) – Did you know the sun is hot?
If you like porn the name Barry Mahon might be familiar. He was the king of Schlock in the 60s. But later in life, he tried to do children's movies.…
December 19, 2020
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