Time to wrap up the saga. Did Final Destination 5 disappoint? Actually no it didn't. Even the tacky 3D effects did not disappoint. But holy hell did it almost miss…
Do you wanna build a sequel? I wonder if it'll suck. It did suck and I suck for having any kind of hopes. Unless you are super into crusty 3D…
Kids go sploot in creative ways. That's how these things start right? But this time we're at a theme park and my hype flew through the roof. Until I realized…
Sequels are scary. Sometimes they're good but sometimes they are terrible. Considering this is a modern horror series I was fearing that this was going to turn out to be…
Final Destination is yet another sleeper for me. Now almost 20 years later it's time to tackle the first one. It's time to get skippy with it. Death has a…
Alright, coffee slave, I regret everything. Just get me a grande venti whatever and let me leave. I don't want any more pumpkin spice. PLEASE Ah true love, Shakespeare style…